Amon
The Canada people are in love with minerals and oil. They love them so much that the government is very happy for people to dig great holes in any place, if they can find something to make the country more rich. You can look on the Internet and see the huge, and I am telling you now, fantastic huge diggings in the earth for the tar sands. Enormous beyond imagining in your head. It is the size of Florida or of Britain and it is only beginning. The tar sands are now making the biggest area of environment pollution on the planet and it happens in this nice squeaky clean country called Canada, that is so proud of its image of maple syrup hawhaw… Perhaps it is not a country so sweet and nice, yes?
Canada government is so greedy for money with this biggest country in the world almost and with so little peoples that it makes a law that allows the people to dig in the soil on another man’s property. Hawhawhaw…. Is this true and believable, you say? This would make people in Germany crazy and they would not allow this thing! They would kill each other with their shovels and picks, I think. But in Canada, the Mineral Tenure Act is making the country very, very rich. Mining for gold is what made the countries of America and Canada in the beginning; not the idiot nonsense about the Founding Fathers. Mining for gold made people crazy in the time between one hundred and two hundred years ago and it is the same craziness today, but only mining for anything that can be sold. Mining makes 
people so greedy, because they are thinking in their heads that they have something from the earth and it costs them nothing. Oh greed! What a wonderful emotion it is in the cattle. They are not created to understand how to manage greed in their heads and their bodies; they are too weak and stupid. Only the Gods can manage greed and they do not let it control them, but they know how to control it and they know how to use the cattle that are suffering from greed.
You understand, I think, that human greed cannot ever be satisfied like you can satisfy hunger by eating a big piece of meat. They cannot eat and satisfy this greed hunger, no. Humans that have greed must be destroyed, because they destroy the planet. Even when they have destroyed the planet and sucked everything out of the soil and poisoned all of the water, they are still controlled by greed. They will learn then to steal from each other and they will become greedy for the things that other people have. Greed is the most dangerous emotion in the cattle, because the Gods did not make them to understand it. One day the Gods must have to eliminate all of the cattle and make new slaves.
But you know, this greed is all very good for my business. Ha!
Of course, I would not do this mining thing and start to dig in the soil; this is too much hard work for me and my hands would get dirty. But I like that I can use this law to control the value of property and to control the cattle.
One time, I use this Mineral Rights law, because I was in a bad business situation. I own this beautiful piece of property on a lakefront and it has over half a mile of beach, with many miles of excellent water. I want to subdivide this land and sell it many times, but the land is in the ALR (Agricultural Land Reserve) and it is not possible to subdivide with this type of land. So, I create a plan to divide the land into four pieces and make them belong to a company. I can then sell shares in this company and each shareholder can have a piece of land with his shares. This is such a good plan and I create the company and a shareholders document that gives the shareholders the rights to their land. The shareholders do not own the land, because this is not legal without subdivision, but the document gives them the rights to use the land and to build a house on it. I must make the shareholders agreement to look good to the buyers, because they would not want to buy only the shares. They do not hold the title document to the property and the cattle, they like to have a piece of paper that makes them feel good.
So, I am thinking of even a better plan. There is much more property I own, that is joining these parcels, but this does not have the attractive lakefront and is not so easy to sell. I think very much about this and I make a plan that makes the shareholding more attractive, because the shareholders buy also, together with the shares, a separate parcel of land that is joining the lakefront parcel. This gives to the buyers, a title document for a big piece of land to make them feel good, even though it is not much good land for anything and it gives to them rights to build on a piece of lakefront. This was a very good idea. This is perfect already!
You are thinking that now that I am caring for the buying people and I want them to have all the good things, yes? This is true, but only because I want them to think that way also. This makes it easy to sell the property, when they are thinking that they have such a good deal.
Now consider the plan carefully, they do not own the property that they build their house on. They believe in the Shareholders Trust document, that it gives them the rights I am 
telling them it gives, but what happens if I squeeze them? You know? Like I squeeze people for money and I squeeze them to hurt and want to run away. I like this word ‘squeeze,’ it sounds good. I read about this word and it is the same as the German ‘quetschen,’ but it has the better sound, like you are really crushing someone, like this.
The lakefront land is the best parcel of land for many kilometers all around and the people want to live on a lakefront. This is giving me the big advantage for eliminating the kuhe, once they are living on the land. They do not own the land that they are living on, but they think they have the rights because of the shareholders document. This is so brilliant, yes? Because I am creating the company in Delaware, the buyers do not have all the rights of a Canadian company. If they want to make the trouble for me, they must go to Delaware and Delaware does not care about shareholders of the companies it allows to be made.
When I moved the kuhe into the elimination process, they screamed and they jumped their feet on the ground, like naughty children hawhawhaw….. They learn, like you say, that the rug is pulled from under their feet.
One couple, they are very upset and they make lots of noise and I learn that they try to buy the shares from the other shareholders, who are also in the elimination process. They are much easier to move, because they have small children. Oh, I like this so much, when they have children, because they do not want their children to see all the argument and the anger and the tears. I will tell you now, I teach my children to be tough and to face all the emotions, because it makes them stronger. I teach them not to run away from the bad feelings and to enjoy the process when other people are upset. They must experience this in life sometime, so I must be a good father and teach them how to control people with their emotions, when they are young
This family with children is the perfect buyer for me and if you want to sell real estate, I advise you always, to sell to families with small children. They are so soft, it is like squeezing a rotting tomato. Ha! Ha! This is good; it is easy to squeeze them, like so!
Now, the family is acting according to the shareholders agreement. This document tells them what they must do to sell the shares and they must to offer them to their neighbours firstly. This thing they do, but I am then thinking, what happened if the other people really buy the shares? This would be disaster for me, because it gives to them 50% of the shareholding in the company. I am thinking, when I made this company, only that it is no trouble, because when they are all eliminating, they will not want to buy any more shares. You see now how important it is that you must always examine your plan from every direction. The plan is different when you place it on the table and you look from each way. Here, I did not think that someone would want to buy more shares in a company that is doing so many bad things to remove them. This is stupid, I think. However, I am making the big error, thinking like this. If they have 50% shareholding then they can make changes to the company and force things to happen to the company, because no company should ever be in the stupid place of having two shareholders each with 50% shares. I did not think rightly when I created this, so now I must create another plan to take the shares for myself.
Let me tell you, this mistake cost me much money and much talking and dealing to take those 25% shares. Because I am a God, I am good at reading what is inside people’s heads and I was correct that the other people had agreed to buy the extra 25% shares. They could see this chance of getting rid of me as president of the company and losing me control. Even though I still have many more cards in my shirt arm, this action would cause me many problems and this is when I played the great Mining Scam.
Yes, I suppose it is a scam, but such a small word does not describe that it is an idea so great. I look at my Free Miners account on the Internet and I had first to make the mineral tenures that I have for the lakefront land, into the hands of another businessman I am dealing with, because it would not look good to make them from my own name, on a straight road to the mining company.
I then sell the tenures for the lakefront, from the businessman’s account to the account of the new mining company I have invented. I use for this account, the name of a miner I was talking to one time. I call him and tell him I want to make a joke on someone who is living on my property and I tell to him the plan. I know he is a man who enjoys this joke, so I want to fax to him a letter of intent to commence mining on my own lakefront property, a letter I have written myself and I ask from him the favour, to fax this letter back to me, but to not use his home or business fax number; I do not want this to be tracked. My friend told me he will send it from a local store near Vancouver; this is perfect. Ha!
When I receive the fax, I then write to the property company shareholders and tell them 
that I have received a letter that tells me mining is about to commence on our property. That is it. I do not describe anything about the company, but only that work will commence soon. This makes so much sense, because everybody in the region has seen the survey company operating near the road and they will know that this is for possible mining. They will be so upset and they will be so full of fear that they will lose everything and it will all be worth nothing at all. I was shaking and squeezing with excitement, when I do this little trick, I was feeling like a little boy in a toy store.
Of course, I get the reply from the shareholders, that I must tell them all about the mining company and it is my duty as president to protect them, blah blah blah. Pech!
My little scam works, because they do not buy the shares until they know about the mining and when it is starting and where it will be. They do not know that it is not possible to do the mining on this land, because it is farmland in the ALR and that it is on a steep hill going into the lake, but this makes no matter; I have won! Thank you Canada for your stupid crazy laws. The law is my true friend!
